My love sent 20 fire trucks when I burned the toast.
My love hunted me down and jailed me when I crossed the border by accident.
My love sent me from the university when I wrote the wrong word.
My love arranged to have me married to her.
My love blew herself up after crying out in adoration my holy name.
My love waited in the dark, ambushed me and imprisoned me to stare at me.
My love aborted me for a good reason as I cried out in the dark.
My love had me, held me up to the light, and then devoted her life to me.
Afraid I might be hit by a fire truck, I told my love goodbye.